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Postby tennisgrinder » Thu May 08, 2008 8:54 am

I have heard through the grapevine that Kevin Mcduffee has put down the sticks and has decided to start a career in adult cinema. If this is true I have no doubt that he will be a huge success and go down with the greats like Ron jeremy and Karl Hungus. Kevin for some reason had the flare like Noah or Agassi and the willpower like Lendl but for some reason never made it to the big time. he is a cult hero and the only player i have ever seen hump the net post after an ace!!!! what more can you say from this feisty american..lets all pray that he will join the senior circuit in a few years!! :cool:
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Re: Kevin Mcduffee calling it quits

Postby patma » Thu May 08, 2008 9:09 am

tennisgrinder wrote:I have heard through the grapevine that Kevin Mcduffee has put down the sticks and has decided to start a career in adult cinema. If this is true I have no doubt that he will be a huge success and go down with the greats like Ron jeremy and Karl Hungus. Kevin for some reason had the flare like Noah or Agassi and the willpower like Lendl but for some reason never made it to the big time. he is a cult hero and the only player i have ever seen hump the net post after an ace!!!! what more can you say from this feisty american..lets all pray that he will join the senior circuit in a few years!! :cool:


certainly a sad day... tho the tennis world's loss will see the adult entertainment industry gain... which is perhaps a career on par with what glory he had in the tennis world...

the real question will be this... in mcduffee's absence, who else would deserve a WC at a €25,000 event...?

no one put bum's on seats like kev 'the human highlight reel' mcduffee...
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Postby bkilray » Thu May 08, 2008 11:26 am

WOW sad
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Postby igothooked » Fri May 09, 2008 6:03 am

if these rumors are true, then its a sad day for tennis fans. kevin mcduffee was not only a fan favorite at all the pro events, but an ambassador to the sport. i read in an english tabloid that kevin fathered more than 15 children with women all over the world. i forgot what it said, but it was along the lines that he was allergic to rubber and he has to use zip-lock bags instead and it didn't work too well or something like that...but its very surprising that someone in their prime is retiring. does anyone have any idea where he is now? career record? career earnings? if this is true then im not getting out of bed today!
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Postby igothooked » Fri May 09, 2008 6:03 am

if these rumors are true, then its a sad day for tennis fans. kevin mcduffee was not only a fan favorite at all the pro events, but an ambassador to the sport. i read in an english tabloid that kevin fathered more than 15 children with women all over the world. i forgot what it said, but it was along the lines that he was allergic to rubber and he has to use zip-lock bags instead and it didn't work too well or something like that...but its very surprising that someone in their prime is retiring. does anyone have any idea where he is now? career record? career earnings? if this is true then im not getting out of bed today!
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Postby igothooked » Fri May 09, 2008 6:04 am

is it possible kilray and mcduffee play a charitable event somewhere? an exhibition for the true fans?
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Postby tennisgrinder » Fri May 09, 2008 6:26 am

can anyone help me in finding out if Kevin played college tennis in the states? I am confused because it just doesn't make sense that he would stop playing. And someone explain how he got all those wildcards into main draws? I understand tennis is about money...and obviously kevin got people into the seats..but after he lost did he stick around for kids day? or help in pro-ams? I am new to the sport and honestly i wouldn't mind trying to locate this guy to pick his brain. But a Kilray Mcduffee benefit would definitely raise a ton of cash!!!!

both legends in my eyes!!!! :HeadBang:
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Postby bkilray » Sat May 10, 2008 9:30 am

If someone sets up a Mcduffee match with me I will gladly play it. If Mcduffee is leaving tennis I might too....... especially after this past week.
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Postby bkilray » Tue May 13, 2008 9:10 am

Has anyone ever met Mcduffee??? All I here is how crazy he is. I am not saying he isnt, but why has nobody I know ever heard about any stunts he has pulled. And why would he allow his roommate at IMG to make that ridiculous speach that is all over the internet about him watching dawsons creek and getting teared up over "friends"............Someone put me in touch with this Mcduffee. I want him to string the raquets for just one more tournament. I will pick up the hotel bill.
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Postby tennisgrinder » Tue May 13, 2008 10:14 am

kilray- word has it that he is on long island now laying low in south hampton and plowing as many women as possible.
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Hold your head high McDuffee

Postby TeddyD415 » Wed May 14, 2008 6:45 pm

I knew this day would come, but not so soon. Kevin McDuffee, a tennis warrior, icon, and ambassador for all things good in life is walking away. From what I hear, E TV is working on a "True Hollywood Story" featuring McDuff. Please take a moment of silence to honor him. I wouldn't be suprised if he hits the senior tour. Word is he is practicing down in Morocco with Karim Alami, training for a doubles event in Tel Aviv.

You did us proud McDuff, you did us proud!
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Postby igothooked » Wed May 14, 2008 6:57 pm

last i heard, kevin was arrested for public nudity on a new york city subway car. the story made page 6 of the new york post. the article said that the retired tennis professional with links to lindsey lohan and fergie was caught on the number 6 train with his pants around his ankles while singing the theme to charles in charge. witnesses were repulsed by the actions of this drunken new yorker. one witness said that it was as big as a babies arm. another weeped and said it was the most beautiful thing she has ever seen. regardless, the actions of kevin were inexcusable, but i have a feeling he made a lot of new york women's day that much better. Kevin, please come back on the tour! Tennis needs you!
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Postby bkilray » Thu May 15, 2008 8:41 am

I am willing to bet one of you guys is Mcduffee. There is no doubles event in Tel Aviv. If your playing doubles one more time I want to be your partner. I will make this my last tournament too (maybe). I do have to get a real job though after the Colombians trying to extort money from my family. My parents are pissed. Anyway Mcduffee get in contact with me. Also why has no player I know really ever heard of anything crazy this duffman has ever done. And why did his roommate write that ridiculous graduation speech.
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Postby igothooked » Fri May 16, 2008 6:37 pm

the reason why kevin mcduffees roommate wrote that speech about him was because there were rumors that kevin banged his mom at orientation. it could have very well happened. i think kevin was forcing his roommate to call him "dad" for the whole first semester. its wrong and everyone knew it, but thats how kevin is.
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Postby igothooked » Fri May 16, 2008 6:47 pm

does anyone know where i can find that article about his roommate??? and also what his career earnings were? my guess is that it's around 1.8 mil.
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Postby bkilray » Fri May 16, 2008 6:53 pm

yeah just google kevin mcduffee.....its the first ting that pops up.......I am begining to think mcduffee is a mytical figure
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Postby igothooked » Sat May 17, 2008 7:39 am

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i saw kevin last night at the pink elephant in the hamptons. i was going to approach him but i chickened out. he's a very intimidating figure in person. he has one arm totally tattooed and the other was draped around some model. i tried to push by his security, but had no luck. apparently, he's just living off his endorsement money from his sponsors and just hanging low. i asked one of the women who was with him and she said that mcduffee spends most of his day sunbathing and tapping various women in the coolie...and that after the summer is over, he's going to start his own line of clothing that he's designing. so kilray should make a trip to the hamptons this summer and try to bump into kevin. it won't be hard to find him....just look for models who are walking gingerly and are sitting on inflatable donuts...there you will find kevin mcduffee!
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Postby igothooked » Sat May 17, 2008 7:48 am

i can't remember what companies sponsored him. can someone help me out? i not sure, but i remember vaguely that he used to play with a "KY sensual massage oil" patch on the sleeve of his shirts. but there were many more. his shirts were like nascars with companies all over them!
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Postby bkilray » Sat May 17, 2008 8:30 am

Very good you know the pink elephant...... the one in the Hamptons doesnt open for a couple more weeks so I doubt you saw him there. Maybe your mistaken and you saw him at the one in NYC .
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Postby igothooked » Sat May 17, 2008 9:02 am

no, it was the one in the hamptons. i know its not open to the public yet, but they were throwing a private retirement party for kevin that night. it was by invite only but i managed to get by the doorman by saying that i was conan o'brien and that kevin specifically invited me after he did my show last week. :lol:
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Postby tennisgrinder » Sat May 17, 2008 4:59 pm

i was able to get my hands on a picture of the famous mcduffee!!!! let me know if you are not able to view it
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Postby tennisgrinder » Sat May 17, 2008 4:59 pm

i was able to get my hands on a picture of the famous mcduffee!!!! let me know if you are not able to view it
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Postby igothooked » Sat May 17, 2008 6:56 pm

kilray - too bad you can't switch places with kevin mcduffee for a day because you would get chicks like he gets. i think the chick in the picture is natalelii. whoever it is we all know why shes smiling!
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Postby bkilray » Sun May 18, 2008 6:57 am

Trust me I am completly content with the girls I get. I cant view to picture really, but good for him. Also I am willing to bet one of you is Kevin Mcduffee. I mean talking about a girl smiling in a picture ....Thats pretty standard right. Ive had girlfriends that have wanted to kill me in the past for some stunt I recently pulled yet would still manage a smile in the next photo with me. Hey Mcduffee Pallares and myself were talking about the concept of never retiring..... you should consider it. You never know when your going to need the game of tennis. Look at George Barth the guy is a 39 year old legend. I picked his brain for a while recently. You should consider being the next George Barth. I did but realize I could never match his hype. You however getting girls to smile in pictures possibly could.
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Postby igothooked » Sun May 18, 2008 8:21 am

kilray- i know george barth and kevin is miles ahead of him in the ladies department. im going to make a conservative guess in how many women kevin mcduffee has slept with and it would be around 700. i know george barth and he's no where close to what kevin is at. im telling you as a friend kilray, if you ever meet the legend, kevin mcduffee, take out a pen and pad and just observe him what he does. you will learn so much more than what you did at NC state.
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Postby bkilray » Sun May 18, 2008 8:56 am

I wasnt talking about Barth in the aspect of girls. For obvious reasons he is no ladies man.... just a futures legend. He has been playing for like 20 years and will fly to Pakistan for one week. Rumor has it Barth went over there to find Bin Laden but got into the main draw so played the futures event instead. One of you is Mcduffee too. 700 that figure seems really high....Its possible....especially if he played in Israel.....but maybe half that is realistic. Also I would never take notes on someone elses game............mine is fine. Unconventional but fine, that would be gay if another guy were to admire Mcduffee or your game rather......... But after that graduation speech your probably comfortable around that kinda stuff.
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Postby igothooked » Sun May 18, 2008 9:07 am

listen bro, im not kevin mcduffee...i wish i was though and i take that as a huge compliment. im just a guy who used to play futures and would occasionally watch a mcduffee match and be mesmorized in how many people would be watching and loving his antics. and he just became kind of a hero of mine over the years. ive been following his career ever since and i try to bump into him as many times as i can. now i know you have game kilray, that much is clear, but you cant hold a candle stick to kevin on the court and with the ladies...trust me! its a sad day that he retired but that means he will have more time for all his lady admirers, and thats the bottom line. and if he starts to coach will bow, look out. if these rumors are true, i would be an immediate investor. that would be like getting in on google on the ground floor! :HeadBang:
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Postby bkilray » Wed May 21, 2008 6:00 pm

Will Boe's results are alot better than Mcduffee's. Alot better. I dont understand this investment talk. So you would give A mid twenties player / ladies man money to help coach another mid twenties player in the hopes that he makes money. This would make sense if.........wait this wouldnt make sense. If you guys really like tossing money away donate it to the Dann Carlton Hotel..... by there figures there out almost 3 g's. Rather than donate money spend it your self traveling around acting like a moron. Its fun. By the way Everyone listen to this song... its great

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McDuffee

Postby dmshamxx » Wed May 21, 2008 6:16 pm

Joseph "Shady" Correa takes the top honors in the ladies dept.
I hear he is flying from Miami into Pereira & Barranquilla on the way to California Futures next month.

I have heard of NO STUNTS or ANY STORIES about McDuffee & the females. Who does this McDuff guy travel with?

I need a list of a few players so I can have confirmation.

Thanks igothooked & tennisgrinder
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Postby igothooked » Sat May 24, 2008 3:46 pm

i heard mcduffy travels with security and a fluffer. the security protects him from other players and fans. and the fluffer help him relax before, after and during matches.
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Postby tennisgrinder » Sun May 25, 2008 1:15 pm

Mcduffee was traveling around with someone from SFX around last year. Not sure who he is with lately. I heard that Collin Smeetin from SFX left the company to work for Agassi after he heard mcduffy called it quits. I really have no idea. But the french open quallies was not the same thats for damn sure. :cool:
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Postby igothooked » Sun May 25, 2008 6:54 pm

i spotted him!!!!!! in the crowd at the french! im pretty sure i saw kevin mcduffy relaxing in a parisian air in serenas box. he was chilling with his $800 sunglasses on looking like he doesnt have a care in the world. he had a t-shirt on that said "fight the power" and richard williams was talking his ear off throughout serena's 2 and 1 win. kevin would occasionally mumble something back to richard, but for the most part he looked pretty pissed off. i think it was because they didn't allow smoking in the stadium or that some security gave him a hard time at the players lounge. who knows? but at least all the kevin mcduffy fans can relax and take a big sigh of relief that kevin is in paris and hasn't started his porn career yet....



...or has he?
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Re: Kevin Mcduffee calling it quits

Postby tennisgrinder » Mon May 26, 2008 10:54 am

yes i saw him on the tennis channel this morning as well! He did look quite upset. I think he also had a joint in his mouth. Although i have heard he rolls his own cigarettes just like vincent vega. Either way the guy is a character. I am sure he is staying at the W hotel in paris just pounding away on those french women!!!! Represent the USA kevin and if you can get kilray over there so he can handle the hotel bill!!!
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Re: Kevin Mcduffee calling it quits

Postby bkilray » Tue May 27, 2008 5:03 pm

I am pretty sure you have to pre-pay over in France. If not just leave. He doesnt need me to do that. I recently recieved a list of 200 players emails. Guess who is on the list. Kevin Mcduffee. Do you think I can sell his email address to the highest bid on ebay.
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Re: Kevin Mcduffee calling it quits

Postby tennisgrinder » Tue May 27, 2008 7:36 pm

kilary,

you really are the man. lots of women would give up there wet knickers for that email address. Im not surprised someone like you got your hands on it!!

bravo my good man
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