Well, here it is...a tradition started by Jacqueline Dupree (JD--the stat queen) back in 1990. So that would make this the 10th annual "Time To Get a Day Job Awards." This "honors" those players who have been KO'd in the first round (or second round if they received a first round bye) of tournaments on the ATP Tour (not qualies or challengers). It is sorted in two ways: By number of first round losses and then by percentage to total tournaments played. This list is courtesy of Jens Barthelmes from Joe's ATP Tour Statistics (what, you think I compiled this myself? :-) ).

The grand prize winners are Jan Kroslak for most first round losses (18) and the retiring Carlos Costa for highest percentage of first round losses, losing in 9 of 10 matches this year (probably a major contributing factor to his retirement!). Despite losing in the first round in 18 of his 26 ATP level tournaments, Jan Kroslak of Slovakia finished the year ranked #103. There were high hopes for the young Kroslak but maybe he will turn things around this year.

Also near the top of the frequency list is Rainer Schuttler who seems to only do well at the first tournament of the year in Doha! Near the top in the percentage category is Thomas Muster, who lost 7 of the 10 opening matches he played this year. This is another case where it might have led a player to retirement (maybe they really did get a day job!). Noticeably missing from the list is Yevgeny Kafelnikov who most people felt lost in the first round way too much. Kafelnikov fans will be relieved he did not make these honors.

For previous years' awards:
1998
1997
1996 (JD)
1995 (JD)
1994 (JD)

1999 Time To Get A Day Job Awards

Number of first round losses:

                                       First  Total 
                                       Round  Tourn. 
      Player                  Country  Losses Played* Percentage 
      ----------------------- -------  ------ ------  ---------- 
1     Kroslak, Jan              SLK      18     26      0.6923 
2     Schuttler, Rainer         GER      17     29      0.5862 
3     Sanguinetti, Davide       ITA      16     23      0.6957 
4     Di Pasquale, Arnaud       FRA      16     26      0.6154 
5     Zabaleta, Mariano         ARG      16     28      0.5714 
6     Siemerink, Jan            NED      15     24      0.6250 
7     Rosset, Marc              SUI      15     28      0.5357 
8     Vicente, Fernando         ESP      15     29      0.5172 
9     Rodriguez, Martin         ARG      14     19      0.7368 
10    Ulihrach, Bohdan          CZE      14     21      0.6667 
11    Johansson, Thomas         SWE      14     23      0.6087 
12    Squillari, Franco         ARG      14     25      0.5600 
13    Pozzi, Gianluca           ITA      14     26      0.5385 
14    Gimelstob, Justin         USA      14     26      0.5385 
15    Puerta, Mariano           ARG      14     26      0.5385 
16    Pioline, Cedric           FRA      14     28      0.5000 
17    Vacek, Daniel             CZE      14     30      0.4667 
18    Delgado, Ramon            PAR      13     21      0.6190 
19    Voinea, Adrian            ROM      13     22      0.5909 
20    Tarango, Jeff             USA      13     24      0.5417 
21    Spadea, Vince             USA      13     25      0.5200 
22    Schalken, Sjeng           NED      13     26      0.5000 
23    Safin, Marat              RUS      13     30      0.4333 
24    Woodforde, Mark           AUS      12     19      0.6316 
25    Berasategui, Alberto      ESP      12     20      0.6000 
26    Blanco, Galo              ESP      12     20      0.6000 
27    Tieleman, Laurence        ITA      12     21      0.5714 
28    Canas, Guillermo          ARG      12     21      0.5714 
29    Marin, Juan-Antonio       CRC      12     22      0.5455 
30    Black, Byron              ZIM      12     24      0.5000 
31    Koubek, Stefan            AUT      12     25      0.4800 
32    Draper, Scott             AUS      11     17      0.6471 
33    Raoux, Guillaume          FRA      11     18      0.6111 
34    Clement, Arnaud           FRA      11     24      0.4583 
35    Ivanisevic, Goran         CRO      11     25      0.4400 
36    Norman, Magnus            SWE      11     25      0.4400 
37    Arazi, Hicham             MAR      11     27      0.4074 
38    Hrbaty, Dominik           SLK      11     27      0.4074 
39    Ilie, Andrew              AUS      11     28      0.3929 
40    Woodbridge, Todd          AUS      10     16      0.6250 
41    Damm, Martin              CZE      10     16      0.6250 
42    Portas, Alberto           ESP      10     17      0.5882 
43    Lareau, Sebastien         CAN      10     18      0.5556 
44    Tillstrom, Mikael         SWE      10     18      0.5556 
45    Gustafsson, Magnus        SWE      10     19      0.5263 
46    Prinosil, David           GER      10     22      0.4545 
47    van Lottum, John          NED      10     22      0.4545 
48    Grosjean, Sebastien       FRA      10     24      0.4167 
49    Clavet, Francisco         ESP      10     26      0.3846 
50    Gambill, Jan              USA      10     26      0.3846

*minimum 10 tournaments 

Percentage of first round losses to total number of tournaments played:

                                       First  Total 
                                       Round  Tourn. 
      Player                  Country  Losses Played* Percentage 
      ----------------------- -------  ------ ------  ---------- 
1     Costa, Carlos             ESP       9     10      0.9000 
2     Rodriguez, Martin         ARG      14     19      0.7368 
3     Filippini, Marcelo        URU       8     11      0.7273 
4     Muster, Thomas            AUT       7     10      0.7000 
5     Sanguinetti, Davide       ITA      16     23      0.6957 
6     Santopadre, Vincenzo      ITA       9     13      0.6923 
7     Kohlmann, Michael         GER       9     13      0.6923 
8     Kroslak, Jan              SLK      18     26      0.6923 
9     Ulihrach, Bohdan          CZE      14     21      0.6667 
10    Draper, Scott             AUS      11     17      0.6471 
11    Haarhuis, Paul            NED       9     14      0.6429 
12    Woodforde, Mark           AUS      12     19      0.6316 
13    Woodbridge, Todd          AUS      10     16      0.6250 
14    Damm, Martin              CZE      10     16      0.6250 
15    Siemerink, Jan            NED      15     24      0.6250 
16    Delgado, Ramon            PAR      13     21      0.6190 
17    Gross, Oliver             GER       8     13      0.6154 
18    Di Pasquale, Arnaud       FRA      16     26      0.6154 
19    Raoux, Guillaume          FRA      11     18      0.6111 
20    Johansson, Thomas         SWE      14     23      0.6087 
21    Dreekmann, Hendrik        GER       9     15      0.6000 
22    Black, Wayne              ZIM       9     15      0.6000 
23    Wessels, Peter            NED       9     15      0.6000 
24    Berasategui, Alberto      ESP      12     20      0.6000 
25    Blanco, Galo              ESP      12     20      0.6000 
26    Voinea, Adrian            ROM      13     22      0.5909 
27    Portas, Alberto           ESP      10     17      0.5882 
28    Schuttler, Rainer         GER      17     29      0.5862 
29    Korda, Petr               CZE       7     12      0.5833 
30    Gaudenzi, Andrea          ITA       8     14      0.5714 
31    Tieleman, Laurence        ITA      12     21      0.5714 
32    Canas, Guillermo          ARG      12     21      0.5714 
33    Zabaleta, Mariano         ARG      16     28      0.5714 
34    Squillari, Franco         ARG      14     25      0.5600 
35    Lareau, Sebastien         CAN      10     18      0.5556 
36    Tillstrom, Mikael         SWE      10     18      0.5556 
37    Alonso, Julian            ESP       6     11      0.5455 
38    Marin, Juan Antonio       CRC      12     22      0.5455 
39    Tarango, Jeff             USA      13     24      0.5417 
40    Pozzi, Gianluca           ITA      14     26      0.5385 
41    Gimelstob, Justin         USA      14     26      0.5385 
42    Puerta, Mariano           ARG      14     26      0.5385 
43    Rosset, Marc              SUI      15     28      0.5357 
44    Gustafsson, Magnus        SWE      10     19      0.5263 
45    Spadea, Vince             USA      13     25      0.5200 
46    Vicente, Fernando         ESP      15     29      0.5172 
47    Federer, Roger            SUI       7     14      0.5000 
48    Gaudio, Gaston            ARG       7     14      0.5000 
49    Black, Byron              ZIM      12     24      0.5000 
50    Schalken, Sjeng           NED      13     26      0.5000 
51    Pioline, Cedric           FRA      14     28      0.5000

*minimum 10 tournaments

compiled by Jens Barthelmes (Joe's ATP Tour Statistics)