Well, here it is...a tradition started by Jacqueline Dupree (JD--the stat queen) back in 1990.  So that would make this the 8th annual "Time To Get a Day Job Awards."  This "honors" those players that have been KO'd in the first round (or second round if they received a first round bye).  It is sorted in two ways:  By number of first round losses and then by percentage to total tournaments played.  This list is courtesy of Jens Barthelmes from Joe's ATP Tour Statistics (what, you think I compiled this
myself? :-) ).

The grand prize winners are Marc-Kevin Goellner, who lost in the first round 21 times this year.  Looking back at the past 4 years this clips Andrei Cherkasov's record of 20 in 1994.  He is head and shoulders above the rest as he is a whole 5 tournaments above anyone else.  You've got to give him credit for perseverance, though.

In the category of highest percentage of opening match losses to total number of tournaments played is Andrei Olhovskiy, who lost all 14 of his ATP Tour matches!

For previous years' awards:
1996
1995
1994

1997 Time To Get A Day Job Awards

Number of first round losses:

                                       First  Total
                                       Round  Tourn.
      Player                  Country  Losses Played* Percentage
      ----------------------- -------  ------ ------  ----------
1     Goellner, Marc-Kevin      GER      21     32      0.6563
2     Schalken, Sjeng           NED      16     24      0.6667
3     Fredriksson, Patrik       SWE      15     17      0.8824
4     Tillstrom, Mikael         SWE      15     22      0.6818
5     Prinosil, David           GER      15     25      0.6000
6     Siemerink, Jan            NED      15     26      0.5769
6     O'Brien, Alex             USA      15     26      0.5769
6     Spadea, Vince             USA      15     26      0.5769
9     Arazi, Hicham             MAR      15     27      0.5556
10    Rosset, Marc              SUI      15     32      0.4688
11    Olhovskiy, Andrei         RUS      14     14      1.0000
12    Dewulf, Filip             BEL      14     23      0.6087
13    Vacek, Daniel             CZE      14     25      0.5600
13    Radulescu, Alex           GER      14     25      0.5600
15    Alami, Karim              MAR      14     26      0.5385
16    Kucera, Carol             SVK      14     27      0.5185
17    Boetsch, Arnaud           FRA      13     22      0.5909
17    Hrbaty, Dominik           SLK      13     22      0.5909
19    Woodforde, Mark           AUS      13     23      0.5652
19    Sargsian, Sargis          ARM      13     23      0.5652
21    Damm, Martin              CZE      13     25      0.5200
22    Furlan, Renzo             ITA      13     26      0.5000
23    Johansson, Thomas         SWE      13     28      0.4643
24    Stanoytchev, Orlin        BJE      12     13      0.9231
25    Roux, Lionel              FRA      12     23      0.5217
26    Fromberg, Richard         AUS      12     25      0.4800
27    Ulihrach, Bohdan          CZE      12     26      0.4615
28    Gumy, Hernan              ARG      12     27      0.4444
29    Carretero, Roberto        ESP      11     13      0.8462
30    Pavel, Andrei             CZE      11     16      0.6875
31    Nestor, Daniel            CAN      11     17      0.6471
32    Gaudenzi, Andrea          ITA      11     19      0.5789
33    Reneberg, Richey          USA      11     20      0.5500
34    Filippini, Marcelo        URU      11     22      0.5000
35    Medvedev, Andrei          UKR      11     23      0.4783
36    Viloca, Juan-Alberto      ESP      11     24      0.4583
37    Tarango, Jeff             USA      11     28      0.3929
37    Berasategui, Alberto      ESP      11     28      0.3929
39    Sanchez, Javier           ESP      11     32      0.3438
40    Schaller, Gilbert         AUT      10     17      0.5882
41    Blanco, Galo              ESP      10     18      0.5556
42    Alvarez, Emilio           ESP      10     19      0.5263
43    Voinea, Adrian            ROM      10     20      0.5000
44    Courier, Jim              USA      10     21      0.4762
44    Stark, Jonathan           USA      10     21      0.4762
46    Costa, Carlos             ESP      10     22      0.4545
46    Gimelstob, Justin         USA      10     22      0.4545
48    Haarhuis, Paul            NED      10     23      0.4348
49    Raoux, Guillaume          FRA      10     24      0.4167
50    Carlsen, Kenneth          DEN      10     25      0.4000
51    Mantilla, Felix           ESP      10     26      0.3846

*minimum 10 tournaments
 

Percentage of first round losses to total number of tournaments played:

                                       First  Total
                                       Round  Tourn.
      Player                  Country  Losses Played* Percentage
      ----------------------- -------  ------ ------  ----------
1     Olhovskiy, Andrei         RUS      14     14      1.0000
2     Stanoytchev, Orlin        BJE      12     13      0.9231
3     McEnroe, Patrick          USA       9     10      0.9000
4     Fredriksson, Patrik       SWE      15     17      0.8824
5     Carretero, Roberto        ESP      11     13      0.8462
6     Gorriz, Marcos-Aurelio    ESP       8     10      0.8000
7     Pescariu, Dinu            ROM       9     12      0.7500
8     Karbacher, Bernd          GER       8     11      0.7273
8     Sanguinetti, Davide       ITA       8     11      0.7273
10    Joyce, Michael            USA       7     10      0.7000
11    Champion, Thierry         FRA       9     13      0.6923
12    Pavel, Andrei             CZE      11     16      0.6875
13    Tillstrom, Mikael         SWE      15     22      0.6818
14    Schalken, Sjeng           NED      16     24      0.6667
15    Agassi, Andre             USA       8     12      0.6667
16    Goellner, Marc-Kevin      GER      21     32      0.6563
17    Nestor, Daniel            CAN      11     17      0.6471
18    Ogorodov, Oleg            UZB       7     11      0.6364
19    Marin, Juan-Antonio       ESP       8     13      0.6154
20    Dewulf, Filip             BEL      14     23      0.6087
21    Prinosil, David           GER      15     25      0.6000
22    Lareau, Sebastien         CAN       9     15      0.6000
23    Wibier, Fernon            NED       6     10      0.6000
23    Tebbutt, Michael          AUS       6     10      0.6000
25    Boetsch, Arnaud           FRA      13     22      0.5909
25    Hrbaty, Dominik           SLK      13     22      0.5909
27    Schaller, Gilbert         AUT      10     17      0.5882
28    Volkov, Alexander         RUS       7     12      0.5833
28    Ran, Eyal                 ISR       7     12      0.5833
30    Gaudenzi, Andrea          ITA      11     19      0.5789
31    Siemerink, Jan            NED      15     26      0.5769
31    O'Brien, Alex             USA      15     26      0.5769
31    Spadea, Vince             USA      15     26      0.5769
34    Sinner, Martin            GER       8     14      0.5714
35    Simian, Stephane          FRA       8     14      0.5714
36    Woodforde, Mark           AUS      13     23      0.5652
36    Sargsian, Sargis          ARM      13     23      0.5652
38    Kulti, Nicklas            SWE       9     16      0.5625
38    Golmard, Gerome           FRA       9     16      0.5625
40    Vacek, Daniel             CZE      14     25      0.5600
40    Radulescu, Alex           GER      14     25      0.5600
42    Arazi, Hicham             MAR      15     27      0.5556
43    Blanco, Galo              ESP      10     18      0.5556
44    Reneberg, Richey          USA      11     20      0.5500
45    Nydahl, Tomas             SWE       6     11      0.5455
46    Alami, Karim              MAR      14     26      0.5385
47    Martin, Alberto           ESP       7     13      0.5385
48    Alvarez, Emilio           ESP      10     19      0.5263
49    Roux, Lionel              FRA      12     23      0.5217
50    Damm, Martin              CZE      13     25      0.5200

*minimum 10 tournaments

compiled by Jens Barthelmes (Joe's ATP Tour Statistics)